You proposed to your chick at the Philadelphia Zoo... hardcore fans know what I mean.
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500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....
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These are just a few that apply to me:
When you're sleepy and tired at work, you go into the bathroom and shadowbox for a little bit to hype yourself up.
When you go to Vegas on the weekend of a big fight, you want to stay in the casino where the fight is taking place just so you can get one of those promo hotel room keycards with the fight poster on it. (I gotta get my collection started on these)
You have Enzo Calzaghe pipe dreams of getting your kid into boxing as soon as he gets old enough.
You bought a Lonsdale hoodie on ebay.
You have Roy Jones songs on your MP3 list AND you have a mix CD of just ring entrance songs of your favorite boxers.
You always defend Mike Tyson when other people (who don't know wtf they're talking about) talk **** about him. Also you mention his underrated technique and awesome head movement to non-boxing fans who only know him as a knockout artist.
You've shown your friends all the good highlight videos on youtube of your favorite fighters.
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You write down combos that Floyd, Sr. has told to his fighters in order to make the members of your boxing club better technical fighters...
Yes, I did that, and yes, they will be better haha
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You start to use a lot of boxing analogies to justify other situations that have nothing to do with boxing, while your girl looks at you with a glazed look in her eyes...
You look for fight results on your cell phone while you're at a funeral...
You practice your form anywhere you find a mirror (e.i. one way mirrors at department stores...lol)...I do that
You care to take the time to explain the beauty of the science to people who say Boxing is ugly and boring. Quick to defend it even though you know it's not everyones flavor.
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When you go to a 5-star restaurant and you don't feel satisfied with the food, you call the cooking staff a bunch of HYPEJOBS.
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