500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

[Mr. Ryan]

Excellent list Jake, I think I fit into every single criteria you listed.


- the only time anyone at work talks to you is about an upcoming fight or a major fight that just occurred
(Happens every day for me)

- you talk your family into going to so and so for summer vacation, with your only reason being you want to attend a fight.

(I was planning my birthday celebration around this weekends fights in Tampa)

- you associate any given day with a fight that happened on or around that date.

(All the time, I remember dates like crazy)

- you can vividly recall the exact sequence of events that led to the Lewis-Tyson press conference brawl.
(That Lewis handler shouldn't have put his hand on Tyson's chest)

- Kassim Ouma's name is often brought up in dinner conversation
(He's part of my family by marriage so yeah, he comes up every week)


- You hear a song on a radio and can immediately recall the last time it was used for a fighter's ringwalk (All the time)

[NeXt In Line]

I mean what I speak, I do as I say, I hustle I grind, don't get in my way!
I'm pimpin my hoes, I'm jackin my foes, I spit at the police and duck my PO's, I ain't going to court, you can call the judge and tell him to kiss my ass-

CAUSE I AIN'T GONE BUDGE!

And I ain't goin back to lock up, you try and the glock'll pop up.

[KESSLER]

CAUSE I AIN'T GONE BUDGE!

And I ain't goin back to lock up, you try and the glock'll pop up.

I ain't going back to court, and I'm never gonna stop the puffin', not for nothing, the block they need me, the streets they need me, the club scene ni99a, is MINE believe me ! you don't believe me?!

[Dorian]

Classic thread

[KnockoutTheFat]

When you know that Tye Fields ate the heart of a lion
When you watched the entire Taylor-Spinks "fight" without yawning
When you know that John Ruiz is the best American HW

[Undefeated]

When you touch your nose for no reason

[!Philthy Rich]

1. You shadowbox vigorously during ADHD attacks.

2. You equate teenage awkward moments with Jim Lampley commentary.

3. You recognize Edgar Santana walking down the street.

4. You have "Eye of the Tiger" or "Mr. Unknockoutable" as your ring tone.

5. You have no teeth because you tried unsuccessfully to imitate Mayweather's defense in a street fight.

You have tried to establish the jab in a street fight, not a good idea hahaha.

[!Philthy Rich]

When you touch your nose for no reason

I do that one all the time. Like Taylor.

[Bizzle_LDN]

When you've got Roy Jones Jr. tracks on your I pod!!!

[DA1CATAS]

137.) You shadowbox in your sleep.

138.) You have dreams about possible fight outcomes.

139.) You have impromptu sparring matches with relatives.
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lmao.. I do ALL 3... the sleep thing is crazy though. Sometimes if im have awake my muscles just twitch into pucnhes.. people think im crazy.. but it just happens.. anyone have this problem?

1. When you Watch "Boxeo" For 3 hours and don't know a lick of Spanish

2. Quit your Job, and come back the next day and tell your boss your just came out of retirement.

Wow... im started to get scared... i do these things often in a week..

When you interrupt any sport conversation with boxing history to make boxing more popular (you know you have done this).

LMAO... I STILL DO THAT

You strip to your underwear and flex your muscles everytime you step on the bathroom scale.

You hire a 60 year old Mexican guy to stand by as your "cutman" everytime you shave your face.

You tell everyone your original name was Cassius.

Lmao whoa..... i do that.. lol seriously.

you dont care that tyson ****d a girl, cause being a great boxer makes up for it

lmao he didn't do it

if your mum asks for a hug you say " **** off, im no ruiz "

LMAO........