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500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

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    This is one of the most classic threads in "Non Stop Boxing" ever. Skilspaydabills created a juggernaut here, every page is classic.

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      When you'd rather stay home and watch a LIVE fight rather then going to a party..

      **** that's me! lol

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        When you land a left hook to the body cus your kid wouldn't throw out the trash!

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          When you tell your moms you'll knock her the **** out if she touches your George Foreman grill

          When you wear boxing shorts to work every day.

          When you play Rocky movie songs at your wedding

          If your wife's name is Adrian

          If you're missing your front row of teeth like Leon

          When you wake up swinging after a bad nightmare

          If you steal boxing ****zines from the racks

          When you start bobbing and weaving at dinner time

          When you start twitching your neck like Mike Tyson when you see five dudes walkin' towards you

          When you turn your grandma's hot water bottle into a speed bag

          When you name your pitbull Tyson

          When you name your cat Malignaggi

          If you still own boxing vids on betamax

          If your bed was converted into a ring

          If you have a drop down microphone in your ceiling

          When you wear boxing shoes everywhere you go

          And finally...

          If you're gonna be a boxer for Halloween

          Was that 500?
          Last edited by MindBat; 10-09-2007, 07:11 PM.

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            Originally posted by The_Bringer View Post
            This is one of the most classic threads in "Non Stop Boxing" ever. Skilspaydabills created a juggernaut here, every page is classic.
            Why thank you for the kind words budd. As a matter of fact where is YOUR legendary thread, I think it was one of the first threads I ever posted in on the site.

            Darn it people, you have to NUMBER YOUR RESPONSES, otherwise we lose count.

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              402.You think Marvin Hagler was born with the name Marvelous.

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                403. If you think you're a pro after beating a boxing video game

                404. If you think Ricky's gonna win

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                  405. It pissed you off when you bought the "Roy Jones: Legend" Box Set to find that all commentary from the HBO team was dubbed over by somebody since Roy couldn't get copyrighted terms for any of the DVD's.

                  406. You refuse to believe that a showdown between Tommy Hearns and Kelly Pavlik is out of the picture.

                  407. You continuously insinuate to your friends that if they do not stop doing irritating things, that you will come at them "furiously" with a Miguel Cotto body attack.

                  408. While standing around in conversation you unknowingly begin to shadowbox.

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                    Every time you hear a bell you start swinging for no reason

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                      409. Most of your wardrobe is T-Shirts of former boxers that you have made yourself...

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