This is one of the most classic threads in "Non Stop Boxing" ever. Skilspaydabills created a juggernaut here, every page is classic.
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500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....
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When you'd rather stay home and watch a LIVE fight rather then going to a party..
**** that's me! lol
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When you tell your moms you'll knock her the **** out if she touches your George Foreman grill
When you wear boxing shorts to work every day.
When you play Rocky movie songs at your wedding
If your wife's name is Adrian
If you're missing your front row of teeth like Leon
When you wake up swinging after a bad nightmare
If you steal boxing ****zines from the racks
When you start bobbing and weaving at dinner time
When you start twitching your neck like Mike Tyson when you see five dudes walkin' towards you
When you turn your grandma's hot water bottle into a speed bag
When you name your pitbull Tyson
When you name your cat Malignaggi
If you still own boxing vids on betamax
If your bed was converted into a ring
If you have a drop down microphone in your ceiling
When you wear boxing shoes everywhere you go
And finally...
If you're gonna be a boxer for Halloween
Was that 500?Last edited by MindBat; 10-09-2007, 07:11 PM.
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Originally posted by The_Bringer View PostThis is one of the most classic threads in "Non Stop Boxing" ever. Skilspaydabills created a juggernaut here, every page is classic.
Darn it people, you have to NUMBER YOUR RESPONSES, otherwise we lose count.
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405. It pissed you off when you bought the "Roy Jones: Legend" Box Set to find that all commentary from the HBO team was dubbed over by somebody since Roy couldn't get copyrighted terms for any of the DVD's.
406. You refuse to believe that a showdown between Tommy Hearns and Kelly Pavlik is out of the picture.
407. You continuously insinuate to your friends that if they do not stop doing irritating things, that you will come at them "furiously" with a Miguel Cotto body attack.
408. While standing around in conversation you unknowingly begin to shadowbox.
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