My Top 10 Clown-For-Pound List

[Nick Name]

1 & 2. You know who. I won't even mention them. Is it really that hard to give us the fight we all want? I won't list all the reasons why, those who aren't partisan already know and those who are blatant with their biases are impossible to persuade.

3. Lucian Bootay - Despite being named after my favourite body part on a woman, this guy gets nothing from me. He fights in a talent-rich division yet his only notable opponent in his entire career is Andrade, a guy who Kessler had already dominated and who Bute needed a rematch with because hometown cooking helped him to victory the first time.

4. Andre Berto - After ducking anyone with a pulse and getting paid ridiculous money to cherry-pick Freddie Hernandez and other random clubfighters, he tried to cherry-pick yet another guy from the division below him. When the going got tough, he clinced and made no effort in the championship rounds to turn things around. Rather than take his loss like a man, he accused his opponent of being a drug cheat.

5. Jurgen Brahmer - Pulling out of two title fights a few days before they were due to happen? Gay gay gay. Also facing a prison sentence soon enough so I guess his ****headedness extends to all parts of his life.

6. Beibut Shumenov - It's been a year and a half and still no rematch for Campillo, the man you robbed to get your title belt. Everyone saw it, everyone knows you lost really.

7. Julio Cesar Chavez Jr - Second questionable decision win of his career recently. But hey, some people did score it for him so OK, however the problem is that he got a belt by facing a cherry-picked opponent just because Arum, HBO and Suliaman got together and unfairly stripped the rightful champion.

8. Kermit Cintron - There hasn't been anything recently but...come on, he jumped out of a ring, claimed a legit KO was a headbutt then got a robbery draw and complained about it, did some weird rolling on the floor 'I broke my hand after the fight' thing and also cried against Margarito. Four separate fights of ridiculous behaviour. Beat Angulo and seems willing to fight anyone, even in UFC, so deserves some credit.

9. Andre Dirrell - Fought like a wimp against Froch, constantly running, holding, and falling over. Pretended to have a brain injury in order to duck Andre Ward yet is now miraculously recovered. Is not high on the list because he had the balls to face undefeated world champions Froch and Abraham, which takes more guts than most of the list combined.

10. Jim McDonnell - I thought he was just being a **** to hype up Groves-DeGale. Turns out that's actually his real personality.

I specially agree on Dirrell (he's just a tragedy) and Berto (very hyped up), but I have faith Bute even if he still didn't face top class opponents.

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john murray

[PRINCE O' PROSE]

I'd have Dirrell's stinky ass higher, but, otherwise, great list.

[qcd]

povetkin needs to be in there, but great list other than that

[BOLLOCKS]

Who's 1&2?

Kevin Mitchell deserves an honorable mention.

[Sick/]

Who's 1&2?

Kevin Mitchell deserves an honorable mention.

nah he took on a hard fight.

[The_Demon]

No Zsolt Erdei? he's the biggest joke in boxing,and howabout duckers like Bradley

[BOLLOCKS]

nah he took on a hard fight.

Well, maybe just his mum then.