Did Tyson Fury duck Kimbo Slice

[Rusty Tromboni]

But you did bow down to my BBC didn't you?


Or did you accept the challenge? I'm still waiting

You realize everyone sees through your act, right Maxine?

Just last week you said you wanted to have my baby. How you always dreamed of beautiful straight-haired babies. And you wanted them to call me daddy. I politely declined, and now you're doing this? Come on, Maxine. Don't air out our dirty laundry girl. Don't ruin a good thing.

Think about those trips to waffle house. Me buying you lotto tickets and menthols. Those acrylic nails. Putting extra money on your Criket SIM card. Remember how you thanked me when, for the first time in your life, you bought clothes somewhere other than Goodwill? You really wanna end all that, boo?

[Rusty Tromboni]

Please. Fury would glove flap the sheit out Kimbo. Full 180° flappy on his ass. Kimbo would be mesmerized and hypnotized by what would appear to be a dozen gloves coming at him

Spoken like true reptilian racist filth.

Kimbo was POPULAR. The internet damn near exploded when he arrived.

Everyone was saying "I need my braid"

Who knew Tyson Fury?

Obviously being popular means being good and highly ranked.

omg lol

Tyson Fury was scared.

Unskilled Blackmen have a history of terrifying very skilled White champions, regardless of whether or not those White champions have slain much better opposition or not.

I bet I can find hundreds of articles on Kimbo from that time period.

And you know, if journalists are writing about a fighter, he clearly deserves a shot at the big time.

After Kimbo died, lots of people had good things to say about him, too.

So pour a 40.

[aboutfkntime]

Spoken like true reptilian racist filth.

Kimbo was POPULAR. The internet damn near exploded when he arrived.

Everyone was saying "I need my braid"

Who knew Tyson Fury?

Obviously being popular means being good and highly ranked.

Tyson Fury was scared.

Unskilled Blackmen have a history of terrifying very skilled White champions, regardless of whether or not those White champions have slain much better opposition or not.

I bet I can find hundreds of articles on Kimbo from that time period.

And you know, if journalists are writing about a fighter, he clearly deserves a shot at the big time.

After Kimbo died, lots of people had good things to say about him, too.

So pour a 40.

but... Kimbo wasn't very good

Fury would kill him

[travestyny]

You realize everyone sees through your act, right Maxine?

Just last week you said you wanted to have my baby. How you always dreamed of beautiful straight-haired babies. And you wanted them to call me daddy. I politely declined, and now you're doing this? Come on, Maxine. Don't air out our dirty laundry girl. Don't ruin a good thing.

Think about those trips to waffle house. Me buying you lotto tickets and menthols. Those acrylic nails. Putting extra money on your Criket SIM card. Remember how you thanked me when, for the first time in your life, you bought clothes somewhere other than Goodwill? You really wanna end all that, boo?

That's a duck Thank you for knowing your place beneath me

[Anthony342]

That's a duck Thank you for knowing your place beneath me

You just reminded me of that Nine Inch Nails song. Bow Down before the one you serve lol.

[Rusty Tromboni]

but... Kimbo wasn't very good

Fury would kill him

Yeah, but KIMBO threw wild looping punches just like Ray Robinson. And just like Robinson, his first line of defense was catching punches on his face.


Lots of people say SRR was the greatest of all time. And you should always submit to group think. That's not at all a logical fallacy, and nothing bad ever came of it.

[Rusty Tromboni]

That's a duck Thank you for knowing your place beneath me

I knew you couldn't resist pistung in this thread... it concerns a quitter.

You love fighters who quit:
Robinson quit against Maxim.
Wills backhanded Sharkey to get himself out of there.
Jackson quit against Corbett and Jefferies.


If it's a fighter who quits, you'll form a One-Man Fan Club.

[aboutfkntime]

Yeah, but KIMBO threw wild looping punches just like Ray Robinson. And just like Robinson, his first line of defense was catching punches on his face.


Lots of people say SRR was the greatest of all time. And you should always submit to group think. That's not at all a logical fallacy, and nothing bad ever came of it.

what... like Wilder... ?

[travestyny]

I knew you couldn't resist pistung in this thread... it concerns a quitter.

You love fighters who quit:
Robinson quit against Maxim.
Wills backhanded Sharkey to get himself out of there.
Jackson quit against Corbett and Jefferies.


If it's a fighter who quits, you'll form a One-Man Fan Club.

Apparently, you love fighters that duck black men, like you duck me. Aint that right, Rusty.

That challenge still remains, son. All you have to do is argue your side of any of those topics, but you won't step up. Why?

[MulaKO]

La Lisa it’s more like la mierda

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