Mythical Sleepfests

[The Old LefHook]

We can all think of a few. Hopkins vs Burley would be a sleepy one. How about Hopkins vs Holman Williams? Pretty sleepy.

What happens when two pure runners are matched? Who should Derick Gainer be paired with for a match of the "untouched?"

[Stuart_boxer]

Whittaker vs Mayweather.

Not sure about Gainer, maybe Manuel Medina.

[QueensburyRules]

We can all think of few?"

- -Popkins vs Morrade Hakker...wait...we've already seen that, so Manny vs TUE 50-0...damn, already seen that!

How about Ali vs jab and grab John Ruiz? Hugs a plenty and maybe a hotel room post fight.

Or Ali vs Roy Jones with Jellyman Kellerman and Howie Cosell the commentary and Fair But Infirm Joe Cortez the ref.

Dunno, the sleeper part may pass seamlessly into all time French farce by the end with that one.

[Anthony342]

Hopkins-Jones 1.

[QueensburyRules]

Hopkins-Jones 1.

- -Where one armed Roy rearranged Popkins face...only in boxing!

[The Old LefHook]

Decent suggestion--except for Queensbree going slap-happy over his favorite target Ali.

[QueensburyRules]

Decent suggestion--except for Queensbree going slap-happy over his favorite target Ali.

- -Ali vs Young?

No, wait, we done seen that!

[Rusty Tromboni]

I wanted to say Byrd-Fury would be the longest most painful Heavyweight tilt ever.

But something makes me think Fury, accepting his duty as the muuuuch bigger man, tries to push his luck a la the Tom Schwarz fight, providing Byrd his first ever career Knockdown.

Unlikey, but man, wouldn't that be something. Then it's right back to sleep.

- -Ali vs Young?

No, wait, we done seen that!

what was in your Ensure!? Or maybe the nurse has spiked your Metamucil? You've been on a roll!

[QueensburyRules]

Decent suggestion--except for Queensbree going slap-happy over his favorite target Ali.

- -Well, Ali did tell us he was the greatest, but he didn't tell us he was the greatest at.

[OctoberRed]

John Ruiz vs. Fres Oquendo rematch