King Hippo vs. Ernie Shavers

[Brassangel]

Both are bloated boxers with a big punch. Who wins? (Keep in mind that King Hippo would be upgraded to real life; or, Shavers would be downgraded to 8-bit.)

[Kid Achilles]

Shavers was far from fat or bloated at 210-220 pounds.

[Brassangel]

No, he just looked like a canned ham with his shorts up to his *******. Reminds me of the old mega-mouth King. His 220 pounds was on a peculiar frame, ya know?