Greatest Record against Heavyweight Champs of the 1980s

[CletusVanDamme]

You have never seen the blows I put on my foes. I do it in the bathrooms, I do in the clubs. I have beaten Tucker and smacked around Pink. Not in the gym but near some bathroom sink. I helped kill poor Tate and ended the reign of Dokes. Took all their potential and made em all look like jokes. Soon came Mike Tyson to the head of the class. It took me till the millenium, but I finally got a hold of his ass.

Who am I?

[Nacho_Analstain]

a ****ing prick thats who you are now **** off tit lips

[CletusVanDamme]

a ****ing prick thats who you are now **** off tit lips

What? Did you guess who I am? Very clever thread I thought. Wrote it meself.

[kayjay]

The Real Deal beat Pinklon and Dokes.

The Tyson line was a giveaway though, it would have been a bit harder without that.

[Nacho_Analstain]

its quite good,it will be even better when i figure out who it is

[Nacho_Analstain]

i was gonna say holyfield,but it didnt take him till the millenium to get hold of him

[CletusVanDamme]

The Real Deal beat Pinklon and Dokes.

The Tyson line was a giveaway though, it would have been a bit harder without that.

I am not a fighter. The bathroom sink line should have been the giveaway. I am *******.

[kayjay]

I am not a fighter. The bathroom sink line should have been the giveaway. I am *******.

Oh **** I kind of skimmed it for the fighters names and went with the guy who fought them all. Holy didn't fight Tucker and fought Tyson before the millenium. My bad.

[CletusVanDamme]

I should have waited till someone guessed it.

[scap]

I should have waited till someone guessed it.

Very clever, I couldnt figure it out, I needed a rolled up dollar bill or a mirror to reaally tip me in that yao direction.