Oakland Getting Rough...

[Zaroku]

Oakland is done

sf down town is done

Dan how dudes get arrested
fast

alviso used to be a sewer (literally )
east side gang hoods are where hipsters live


Morgan hill is now prone land



a taco will cost you like 15 dollars easy

[kara]

Send more hipsters, dammit! Oakland needs more overpriced coffee shops and vinyl record shops owned by androgynous white women named “Jahmal”

Hipster are going to start carrying shanks