to your mom..
Sardines cooked with traces of stomach acid found in shit is essentially what a sardine mcshitwich really is. The cooking agent can only be found in diarrhea. Go buy a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and cut some pieces of pickled hot sausage and pickled egg and wash it down with a Ritz soda and a black and mild, wannabe. You use the shit that that fucking diet yields to cook your sardines, nigger-idolizer.