How many times do you fart in a day?

[Madison Boxing]

How many times do your girlfriends fart a day in your opinions?

stop looking for new ************ material

[Outworn]

Now i know how Larry climbed up those walls.

[Derranged]

Nah but if it's very ****y, it burns like hell when it is coming out the back door.

Crikey ....

[Kuyukut]

by the way, derranged farts' tolerable compared to his breath.

[TheBoxingBanger]

I work construction. Lots of grunting and picking up heavy shit. At least 20 monster farts, and 15 lil poots everyday. About once every 2 weeks a turtlehead pops out... and at least 1 monster duky jobsite shit-in-a-bucket every day. Anymore info you require?

[Beercules]

Actually even though I've been drinking a lot lately, I upped my fiber and my farts have been vicious lol.


I was watching the game with my neighbor at his house. His living room is kind of small, I let one rip and he had to walk out of the room

[Derranged]

by the way, derranged farts' tolerable compared to his breath.

You bleath smerr of garric....

[Kuyukut]

You bleath smerr of garric....

unlike you, everybody knows if you're in the hood just by the mere smell of your breath!

[CHOWWOKKA]

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I have a job and a life so I dont keep track....

[Tony Trick-Pony]