Limey Lang

[Clegg]

I might give it a try anyway. Hot dogs just aren't the same without mustard.

If I manage to find some, I get to go on top this time. Deal?

[Clegg]

A spar will, but if it's dedicated to booze you've no chance.

Nah, it's got all kinds of **** in there.

They're ****s though. They sell alcohol at 2am or whenever, but only if you pay an extra quid on each can.

[Oasis_Lad]

You fellas up for a circle jerk?

[Oasis_Lad]

Clegg, get us a bag of McCoys will ya?

[Southpaw Stinger]

You fellas up for a circle jerk?

I'm always up for it.

[Clegg]

Sorry Laddie, missed your message before I left.

They had mustard. Not to sound unpatriotic or anything, but I do prefer the Yank mustard. I had to settle for the 'olde English' stuff, but it's better than nothing.

£1.49 for a little tub. Pound for pound, that's more expensive than a nice spirit or something:nonono

[Oasis_Lad]

I'm always up for it.

Hot Tramp, I love you so.....

Sorry Laddie, missed your message before I left.

They had mustard. Not to sound unpatriotic or anything, but I do prefer the Yank mustard. I had to settle for the 'olde English' stuff, but it's better than nothing.

£1.49 for a little tub. Pound for pound, that's more expensive than a nice spirit or something:nonono

Bleedin' scandalous.

[Clegg]

Not worth it either, the English mustard does not taste good. After centuries of trying, the Yanks have finally done something better than their colonial masters.

Cong**** America, your mustard is a success.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Hot Tramp, I love you so.....

Laddie, yer've torn yer dress, but yer face ain't no mess that's for ****in' sure

[Oasis_Lad]

Bowie > The rest.