What's the difference between Paul Briggs and a deckchair?
* It takes time to get a deckchair to fold.
What is Paul Briggs allergic to injections?
* One light jab and he's on the floor for hours.
Why did Antony Mundine get KO'd for 15 days against Sven Ottke, when Sven Ottke only hits like a *****?
* Surprise. Australians are used to beating up their Sheilas after a few tinnies but aren't used to them hitting back.
Why is Paul Briggs good in bed?
* He loves diving
Why did Paul Briggs quit?
* He was paying homage to Kostya Tsyzu
Why did Danny Green use loaded gloves and rabbit punches against Roy Jones?
* The entire history of Australia is founded on them illegally assaulting black men.
* Why do so many Australians get involved in boxing culture?
It's the only time they ever get to hear the word "culture".
Why did the guy who ******ed Paul Briggs as a kid go into hiding?
* He was too embarrassed to be seen after last night... even *****s have standards.
Who's the most feared boxer in Australia?
* Sting Ray Robinson.
* It takes time to get a deckchair to fold.
What is Paul Briggs allergic to injections?
* One light jab and he's on the floor for hours.
Why did Antony Mundine get KO'd for 15 days against Sven Ottke, when Sven Ottke only hits like a *****?
* Surprise. Australians are used to beating up their Sheilas after a few tinnies but aren't used to them hitting back.
Why is Paul Briggs good in bed?
* He loves diving
Why did Paul Briggs quit?
* He was paying homage to Kostya Tsyzu
Why did Danny Green use loaded gloves and rabbit punches against Roy Jones?
* The entire history of Australia is founded on them illegally assaulting black men.
* Why do so many Australians get involved in boxing culture?
It's the only time they ever get to hear the word "culture".
Why did the guy who ******ed Paul Briggs as a kid go into hiding?
* He was too embarrassed to be seen after last night... even *****s have standards.
Who's the most feared boxer in Australia?
* Sting Ray Robinson.
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