I'm sure this has been done many times, but whatever.
"I'll appear in your dreams like Freddy do, no kidding you
Even if I stuttered I would still sh-sh-**** on you"
"Put your raggedy house up *****, or shut your mouth up
before I buck lead, and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head"
"**** say what? Like a promo play the cut
On the late night, before you touch the mic, get your weight right
A lot of crews like to act like a violent mob
They really need to just shut the **** up like Silent Bob"
"And yes, I'm living slick and my pockets are thick
I need surgery to get chicks removed from my..."
"I'm lookin' nothin' like ya poppa
I wouldn't give a chick 10 cents to put cheese on a whopper.
They wanna know why I'm so fly. A girl asked me for a ring, I put one around her whole eye"
Slightly(lol) **********ic, but funny...kinda.
"For tryin to blow up a scrub
Now that thought was just as bright as a 20-watt light bulb
Should of pumped it when I rocked it
*****s so stingy they got short arms and deep pockets"
"I was taught wise, I'm known to extort guys
This ain't Cali, it's Harlem, ***** we do walk-bys"
"I got styles you can't copy *****,
it's the triple six in the mix, straight from H-E double hockey sticks.
"I'm breakin' hotties hearts,
*****s drop when my shottie sparks,
there ain't no food in my fridge: just body parts"
Basically, just listen to "Lifestylez Ov Da Poor & Dangerous" and "The Big Picture."
L was a scary dude. For the amount of work he produced, he definitely has the most punchlines. That's pretty much what his work consists of, and he could flow, but his punchlines were crazy.
"I'll appear in your dreams like Freddy do, no kidding you
Even if I stuttered I would still sh-sh-**** on you"
"Put your raggedy house up *****, or shut your mouth up
before I buck lead, and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head"
"**** say what? Like a promo play the cut
On the late night, before you touch the mic, get your weight right
A lot of crews like to act like a violent mob
They really need to just shut the **** up like Silent Bob"
"And yes, I'm living slick and my pockets are thick
I need surgery to get chicks removed from my..."
"I'm lookin' nothin' like ya poppa
I wouldn't give a chick 10 cents to put cheese on a whopper.
They wanna know why I'm so fly. A girl asked me for a ring, I put one around her whole eye"
Slightly(lol) **********ic, but funny...kinda.
"For tryin to blow up a scrub
Now that thought was just as bright as a 20-watt light bulb
Should of pumped it when I rocked it
*****s so stingy they got short arms and deep pockets"
"I was taught wise, I'm known to extort guys
This ain't Cali, it's Harlem, ***** we do walk-bys"
"I got styles you can't copy *****,
it's the triple six in the mix, straight from H-E double hockey sticks.
"I'm breakin' hotties hearts,
*****s drop when my shottie sparks,
there ain't no food in my fridge: just body parts"
Basically, just listen to "Lifestylez Ov Da Poor & Dangerous" and "The Big Picture."
L was a scary dude. For the amount of work he produced, he definitely has the most punchlines. That's pretty much what his work consists of, and he could flow, but his punchlines were crazy.