The complete and honest guide to every boxing weight class

[!! Anorak]

JR. FLYWEIGHT - RING ****ZINE RANKINGS
CHAMPION: DONNIE NIETES
1. PEDRO GUEVARA
2. RYOICHI TAGUCHI
3. JAVIER MENDOZA
4. RANDY PETALCORIN
5. RAUL GARCIA
6. MILAN MELINDO
7. ALBERTO ROSSEL
8. REY LORETTO
9. FRANCISCO RODRIGUEZ
10. JONATHAN TACONING


One thing that immediately struck me about this division - 7.7 stone, I was that weight when I was about ten - is that at least half of them look like raving ****s on their Ring pics. Maybe that's what you have to be to get in this division, I don't know. Take a look to see what I mean:


"Hey, you like cock like me? Call me for good time, 0800-111-RIMMING. I love you long time."



"Oh, pleeeease, HONEY! Just give me all of that big cock in my ASS right now!"



"I like to mucho mucho suck on balls, senor."



"Mmmmmmmmmmm, I have cum in my mouth right now, girlfriend!"


One thing people say in situations like this is "you wouldn't say that to their face." I think in this case, I might.

Half of these ****s could have played Ant-Man without special effects... does anyone even watch these dwarves in action?


VERDICT: Who knows?

[lebrick]

Half of these ****s could have played Ant-Man without special effects... does anyone even watch these dwarves in action?

[spytactics]

All the flyweights need to boost ratings is to get breast implants. Will make you feel like youre back in thailand after a stint in vietnam

[PAC-BOY]

JR. FLYWEIGHT - RING ****ZINE RANKINGS
CHAMPION: DONNIE NIETES
1. PEDRO GUEVARA
2. RYOICHI TAGUCHI
3. JAVIER MENDOZA
4. RANDY PETALCORIN
5. RAUL GARCIA
6. MILAN MELINDO
7. ALBERTO ROSSEL
8. REY LORETTO
9. FRANCISCO RODRIGUEZ
10. JONATHAN TACONING


One thing that immediately struck me about this division - 7.7 stone, I was that weight when I was about ten - is that at least half of them look like raving ****s on their Ring pics. Maybe that's what you have to be to get in this division, I don't know. Take a look to see what I mean:


"Hey, you like cock like me? Call me for good time, 0800-111-RIMMING. I love you long time."



"Oh, pleeeease, HONEY! Just give me all of that big cock in my ASS right now!"



"I like to mucho mucho suck on balls, senor."



"Mmmmmmmmmmm, I have cum in my mouth right now, girlfriend!"


One thing people say in situations like this is "you wouldn't say that to their face." I think in this case, I might.

Half of these ****s could have played Ant-Man without special effects... does anyone even watch these dwarves in action?


VERDICT: Who knows?

lmfao Im out of green K right now omg that made me laugh...

[Weltschmerz]

[SlySlickSmooth]

Those two farts would probably be the difference between these guys dropping down a division. Can you imagine what a prime **** you'd have to be to go "I'm having trouble boiling down weight to make my division... it's the last half an ounce that gives me the most trouble"?

What a bunch of fucking ****s.

VERDICT: ****s

I hadn't noticed Gonzalez's reign, but then I hadn't noticed him at all. When he was introduced by Michael Buffer, I was thinking to myself "it's nice that he got his infant son to hold his belt for him in the ring", before realising I was looking at him.

VERDICT: Seems promising tbh.

JR. FLYWEIGHT - RING ****ZINE RANKINGS
CHAMPION: DONNIE NIETES
1. PEDRO GUEVARA
2. RYOICHI TAGUCHI
3. JAVIER MENDOZA
4. RANDY PETALCORIN
5. RAUL GARCIA
6. MILAN MELINDO
7. ALBERTO ROSSEL
8. REY LORETTO
9. FRANCISCO RODRIGUEZ
10. JONATHAN TACONING


One thing that immediately struck me about this division - 7.7 stone, I was that weight when I was about ten - is that at least half of them look like raving ****s on their Ring pics. Maybe that's what you have to be to get in this division, I don't know. Take a look to see what I mean:


"Hey, you like cock like me? Call me for good time, 0800-111-RIMMING. I love you long time."



"Oh, pleeeease, HONEY! Just give me all of that big cock in my ASS right now!"



"I like to mucho mucho suck on balls, senor."



"Mmmmmmmmmmm, I have cum in my mouth right now, girlfriend!"


One thing people say in situations like this is "you wouldn't say that to their face." I think in this case, I might.

Half of these ****s could have played Ant-Man without special effects... does anyone even watch these dwarves in action?


VERDICT: Who knows?

Holy ****. Lol!!

Classic shit right here

[!! Anorak]

POUND FOR POUND - RING ****ZINE RATINGS
1. FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR.
2. ROMAN GONZALEZ
3. WLADSKI "WLAD" KLITSCHKO
4. GENNADY GONAD GOLOVKIN
5. GUILLERMO RIGONDEAUX
6. PI... ER, MANNY PACQUIAO
7. SERGEY KOVALEV
8. TERENCE CRAWFORD
9. SHINSUKE YAMANAKA
10. TAKASHI UCHIYAMA


Before we finish off with Strawweight, we'll get to perhaps the most contentious rankings of all - the "Pound for Pound" rankings.

Now, I like pound for pound. It's FUN. But... it's not REAL.

Basically, what happens is, someone who looks like this:

[IMG]//static.fjcdn.com/pictures/******ity+rocks+******ity+rocks_536caa_4095892.png[/IMG]

Imagines what would happen if every boxer was the exact same size. It's a HYPOTHETICAL. It's just FOR FUN.

However, NSB is so obsessed by it, as if it's somehow REAL, that I've even seen them talking about boxers avoiding other boxers (I won't say who... if I say the words "cherry pick" and "woman beater" you can draw your own conclusions) and acting like they've already won the fight because they're higher up in the "pound for pound" list.

I actually tested it once in NSB, asking who, in real terms, hits the hardest - Felix Tito Trinidad, or Joe "Slapsie" Calzaghe. It was a trick question, of sorts, because obviously the answer is Slapsie. You've got a hard-hitting small MW, up against a light/moderate hitting LHW (except for that brutal stoppage of Peter Manfredo Jr), but obviously the answer is Slapsie, because we've seen it in action. You can say that Tito's power dissipated at a higher weight class, and he was shot, etc., but in 2008 Tito fought Roy Jones Jr and looked like his kid brother. Nothing Tito threw even came near to bothering the shaky-chinned Roy, simply because he was a much smaller man. And while Slapsie didn't come close to stopping Roy, or even hurting him per se, he appeared to phase him at times, and demonstrably ripped his face up. Yet I had people even arguing that the phrase "real terms" doesn't make sense, which is amazing when you consider that "pound for pound" is the one that's made up.

NSB - the discourse equivalent of a sewage plant - is so blind to this "P4P" **** they take it on board as if it's real. It's not even just NSB - even boxers, most notable Ricky "Ricky 'atton's dead 'umble is Ricky 'atton" Hatton, are down with it, talking about how they'll win the "title" in the ring. It doesn't matter if you beat the No.1 P4P titlist, it doesn't mean they still aren't, or you are... it's how they'd do against everyone, hypothetically. It's just a GAME.

This current list, I'm not even sure about. You have to consider that the Ring are suggesting that if every boxer in the world was the same height as Wlad, he'd beat them all by hugging them and using nothing more than a jab. And Terence Crawford - sure, he looks good, but if you've had 26 fights and the biggest name on your record is Ricky Burns, I think you can put yourself in the "untested" category.

See, what I'm suggesting here is not that we should disregard P4P, but we should take it for what it is, and enjoy it for what it is. When Maiiii fought Pi... er, Pacquiao this year, it was one of the very, very few times it could actually be tested for real. Because Roman Gonzalez is about the size of one of Wlad's *******, so we're never gonna see who's REALLY the second greatest "pound for pound".

Really, I just hate NSB and all it stands for. It's mindless, incessant drivel spouted by loud-mouthed fuck tards. I mean, look at this ****ing bull**** right now: "Roberto Duran vs Manny Pacquiao @140". what a ****. We have the "fantasy bouts" subforum for a reason, you prick.

I'd love to get all the NSB posters in a field and gas the ****s. People say Hitler was a bad man with some dodgy ideas, but if you imagine him taking NSB and putting it in a gas chamber, you can see that he wasn't all bad, can't you?


VERDICT: A fun game

[El-blanco]

POUND FOR POUND - RING ****ZINE RATINGS
1. FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR.
2. ROMAN GONZALEZ
3. WLADSKI "WLAD" KLITSCHKO
4. GENNADY GONAD GOLOVKIN
5. GUILLERMO RIGONDEAUX
6. PI... ER, MANNY PACQUIAO
7. SERGEY KOVALEV
8. TERENCE CRAWFORD
9. SHINSUKE YAMANAKA
10. TAKASHI UCHIYAMA


Before we finish off with Strawweight, we'll get to perhaps the most contentious rankings of all - the "Pound for Pound" rankings.

Now, I like pound for pound. It's FUN. But... it's not REAL.

Basically, what happens is, someone who looks like this:

[IMG]//static.fjcdn.com/pictures/******ity+rocks+******ity+rocks_536caa_4095892.png[/IMG]

Imagines what would happen if every boxer was the exact same size. It's a HYPOTHETICAL. It's just FOR FUN.

However, NSB is so obsessed by it, as if it's somehow REAL, that I've even seen them talking about boxers avoiding other boxers (I won't say who... if I say the words "cherry pick" and "woman beater" you can draw your own conclusions) and acting like they've already won the fight because they're higher up in the "pound for pound" list.

I actually tested it once in NSB, asking who, in real terms, hits the hardest - Felix Tito Trinidad, or Joe "Slapsie" Calzaghe. It was a trick question, of sorts, because obviously the answer is Slapsie. You've got a hard-hitting small MW, up against a light/moderate hitting LHW (except for that brutal stoppage of Peter Manfredo Jr), but obviously the answer is Slapsie, because we've seen it in action. You can say that Tito's power dissipated at a higher weight class, and he was shot, etc., but in 2008 Tito fought Roy Jones Jr and looked like his kid brother. Nothing Tito threw even came near to bothering the shaky-chinned Roy, simply because he was a much smaller man. And while Slapsie didn't come close to stopping Roy, or even hurting him per se, he appeared to phase him at times, and demonstrably ripped his face up. Yet I had people even arguing that the phrase "real terms" doesn't make sense, which is amazing when you consider that "pound for pound" is the one that's made up.

NSB - the discourse equivalent of a sewage plant - is so blind to this "P4P" **** they take it on board as if it's real. It's not even just NSB - even boxers, most notable Ricky "Ricky 'atton's dead 'umble is Ricky 'atton" Hatton, are down with it, talking about how they'll win the "title" in the ring. It doesn't matter if you beat the No.1 P4P titlist, it doesn't mean they still aren't, or you are... it's how they'd do against everyone, hypothetically. It's just a GAME.

This current list, I'm not even sure about. You have to consider that the Ring are suggesting that if every boxer in the world was the same height as Wlad, he'd beat them all by hugging them and using nothing more than a jab. And Terence Crawford - sure, he looks good, but if you've had 26 fights and the biggest name on your record is Ricky Burns, I think you can put yourself in the "untested" category.

See, what I'm suggesting here is not that we should disregard P4P, but we should take it for what it is, and enjoy it for what it is. When Maiiii fought Pi... er, Pacquiao this year, it was one of the very, very few times it could actually be tested for real. Because Roman Gonzalez is about the size of one of Wlad's *******, so we're never gonna see who's REALLY the second greatest "pound for pound".

Really, I just hate NSB and all it stands for. It's mindless, incessant drivel spouted by loud-mouthed fuck tards. I mean, look at this ****ing bull**** right now: "Roberto Duran vs Manny Pacquiao @140". what a ****. We have the "fantasy bouts" subforum for a reason, you prick.

I'd love to get all the NSB posters in a field and gas the ****s. People say Hitler was a bad man with some dodgy ideas, but if you imagine him taking NSB and putting it in a gas chamber, you can see that he wasn't all bad, can't you?


VERDICT: A fun game

I literally just had this debate, p4p and theoretical match ups are about as real as the tooth fairy yet those clowns really believe in it. One **** kept asking me who would win between between sugar ray and joe Louis@160, he was convinced this theoretical matchup was what really proves sugar ray is better. I asked what if they just fought straight up? That actually proves who was better. Somehow I'm the ****** to them.


And haha

[!! Anorak]

I literally just had this debate, p4p and theoretical match ups are about as real as the tooth fairy yet those clowns really believe in it. One **** kept asking me who would win between between sugar ray and joe Louis@160, he was convinced this theoretical matchup was what really proves sugar ray is better. I asked what if they just fought straight up? That actually proves who was better. Somehow I'm the ****** to them.


And haha

What gets me is when it takes precedence over actual achievements in the ring itself.

And also when you get people who might get a win over another boxer... that doesn't mean they should automatically rank higher, P4P... because it's all boxers against each other. You could have a boxer who might demolish more opponents (Pacquaio) who might have a bogeyman (Marquez). Doesn't mean Marquez should be higher, even if he'd won more of their fights. Piss Breath's standing in P4P would still be how he'd do against all other boxers, P4P, not just one he might have the number of.

I once asked in NSB if the P4P belt was on the line in a bout, and at least 50% of the replies took it seriously.

[El-blanco]

What gets me is when it takes precedence over actual achievements in the ring itself.

And also when you get people who might get a win over another boxer... that doesn't mean they should automatically rank higher, P4P... because it's all boxers against each other. You could have a boxer who might demolish more opponents (Pacquaio) who might have a bogeyman (Marquez). Doesn't mean Marquez should be higher, even if he'd won more of their fights. Piss Breath's standing in P4P would still be how he'd do against all other boxers, P4P, not just one he might have the number of.

I once asked in NSB if the P4P belt was on the line in a bout, and at least 50% of the replies took it seriously.

Lol they are a bunch of idiots in there, I'm not sure why I even bother, boredom I guess. And yea Marquez ranking was always bogus.