What are your favorite lines from movies?

[The Hammer]

Here are some of mine:


"I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another"

from Unforgiven


"What we have here is failure to communicate."

from Cool Hand Luke


"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

from Crimes and Misdemeanors


"Ohhh, muthuh***ah! Son of a bitch. You shot me in the ass!"

from Training Day


"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY."

from Trainspotting

[Dean_Razorback]

"These go to eleven"

nigel tufnel, spinal tap.

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[John Locke]

'I always tell the truth, even when I lie' - Scarface

'I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you' - Taken

[IMDAZED]

True Romance is full of quotables and this back and forth is epic.

Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?

Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.

Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that **** fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by *******s.

Coccotti: Come again?

Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are *******s.

Coccotti: Yes...

Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much ****in' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that ******* gene. Now this...

[Coccotti busts out laughing]

Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.

Coccotti: [laughing] I love this guy.

Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are *******s. Uh-huh.


Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother ****ed a *******, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-******* kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?

[IMDAZED]

Receptionist: How do you write about women so well?

Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

[Beercules]

Joe Cabot: Wait a minute, who didn't throw in?
Mr. Orange/Freddy: Mr. Pink.
Joe Cabot: Mr. Pink? Why didn't you throw in?
Mr. Orange/Freddy: He don't tip.
Joe Cabot: He don't tip? What do you mean you don't tip?
Mr. Orange/Freddy: He don't believe in it.
Joe Cabot: Shut up.

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"I'm gonna go get the papers get the papers" - Jimmy Two Times

[bojangles1987]

"Like the great Colonel Sanders said, 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'"

"This rug it, you know, really tied the room together."

[cantor5150]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
[Draws]


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You guys know the movies

[HughJass]

Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like ***elry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.

Jason Statham...........Lock Stock