Originally posted by RightJab
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There was a young soldier called Beerculees, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go '****ety **** ****'."
"But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) Beer.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'." Beer ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom.
Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him. And Beer points the broom, "****ety **** ****!" The German falls dead. More Germans appear. Beer, amazed at his good luck, goes "****ety **** ****! Stabity Stab Stab!"
He mows down the enemy by the dozens. Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward him. "****ety **** ****! shouted Beerculees.
The German keeps coming. "****ety **** ****!" repeats Beer, to no avail.
He gets desperate. "****ety **** ****! Stabity Stab Stab!" It's no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the Beer into the ground, and says, "Tankety Tank Tank."Comment
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Smh at RightJab, if I was out there with a broom then he is out there with a spoon offering sugar to the GermansOriginally posted by HughJass View Post
And no I'm not Scottish, my mum is from Ireland doe. Close enough?Comment
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An Army Officer with an under-trainee Cadet Beerculees went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep. Some hours later, Officer awoke and nudged Beer. "*****mo, look up and tell me what you see."
Beer replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" The officer asked.
*****culees pondered for a minute and in order to impress his officer and said "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that the lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
The officer was silent for a minute, and then spoke. "*****culees, you ****, it means someone has stolen our ***ing tent."
God nice one Beer....So dumb....Comment
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Originally posted by Beercules View PostSmh at RightJab, if I was out there with a broom then he is out there with a spoon offering sugar to the Germans
And no I'm not Scottish, my mum is from Ireland doe. Close enough?
Yep
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Jab, you've been on a long holiday? You lost your steam.
You pwned me before but now, it's like Shiming hitting Wlad. I just don't feel the pwn.
On a side note: I love the UK; not sure why you hate me
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It's called banter Beer, no hate, you just bite easy and it's amusing, yeah, ironbeard Wlad, awesome analogy.....Originally posted by Beercules View PostJab, you've been on a long holiday? You lost your steam.
You pwned me before but now, it's like Shiming hitting Wlad. I just don't feel the pwn.
On a side note: I love the UK; not sure why you hate me
Steam? Just no Beer....no. Saying you don't feel the pwn, means you feelin da pwn son.
I like most Americans, mostly, their food and teeth are great......Comment
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I love ya Jab, I know this is all for fun.Originally posted by RightJab View Post
You can probably pwn Larry or another moronic poster but I've grown from our first bout.
Beercules 2.0. Drunker. Smarter (ironic) much more tolerant.Comment
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I can't be picking on shot posters doe mayyyn. Yeah our occasional spats are fun and you take on the chin, so i know you wont go off crying if i tease.....Originally posted by Beercules View Post
Thats why i do these tings mon....Comment
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