[PLEASE HELP] Anybody got hemorroides?

[ProudAmerican]

I got this huge lump on my anus, it irritates the **** outta me. I dont know what to do. Can you guys give me any advice???

[krispy kreme]

Drain it with dirty syringe found in Queens.

[krispy kreme]

Pics or GTFO.

[D-MiZe]

Did you get it from putting all those coke bags up there?

[ProudAmerican]

Drain it with dirty syringe found in Queens.

whaaaaaaaat?!??!

[ProudAmerican]

Did you get it from putting all those coke bags up there?

sort of....

I got it because I push my **** out

[PensionKiller]

Yeah I have it and when I poo, it really hurts.

My doctor told me I should eat less ****y food and also advised me that my girlfriend sticking things up my ass will only irritate it

Other than those two bad things, it's all good, I have it under control

[D-MiZe]

sort of....

I got it because I push my **** out

You must really push hard to get it.

[krispy kreme]

sort of....

I got it because I push my **** out

Push your **** back in to avoid infection.

[ProudAmerican]

Yeah I have it and when I poo, it really hurts.

My doctor told me I should eat less ****y food and also advised me that my girlfriend sticking things up my ass will only irritate it

Other than those two bad things, it's all good, I have it under control

Thanks for the advice man, what else can I do?