What to do if you’re attacked by a dog?

[Pretty Boy32]

If it's a female dog just make sure you don't stick your thumb up the wrong hole. She might think your Butler bite even harder.

If male dog then that makes you gay (side note for clarification purposes.)

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Run like hell. I did this. And it worked.

[Sharpshootah]

Happens a bunch. I punch it as hard as I can because back home the dogs kinda just roam around free like, Its annoying as hell

[Rockin']

If a dog suddenly attacks you what should you do?

My friend was telling me to shove something up its ass to distract it. I thought that was a little far-fetched. Would make more sense to punch it or hit it with something.

Was your friend named !!Anorak?

That flamer loves to stick things in butts.

Any butt and anything...........................Rockin'

[Shadoww702]

Whip your dic out and put it in a hot dog bun

[gauze]

can't you just catch it coming in with an uppercut?

[Zaroku]

My pit bit me and I shoved my fist Dow throat

my pit X knew who his master was after he submitted

he just needed to know who master was

I wish he was alive still he rarely barked and was mr cool

[4truth]

A series of front kicks is my natural response. Probably if it's anything heavier than 100 pounds I'm fcked.

[FinitoxDinamita]

If I can bone out, id do that. But if Im trapped in the corner and it leaves me no choice, Id get downright savage on that dumbass dog. This isnt about being a good fighter or not, but never underestimate somebody who got that dog inside of him too.

Im not a dog expert and it could come off as ignorant but Id kill a dog with my bare hands.

[i_am_a_champ]

I'll quickly put on my Snoop Dogg CD and hope the dog knows I come in peace

Jokes aside if your attacked by a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, your fucgged big time

Those breeds are terrifyingly quick off the mark, can jump high and have very robust compact builds and strength. Those teeth and neck for got damn