My neighbor has had this mask looking thing just layin on the side of their house. When I first saw I thought about how it would be perfect to wear in the gym as headgear, or even wear it around town. Everyday Ive been fantasizing about the damn thing, seriously fantasizing. I have LOTS of differant headgears, Ive been wanting to maybe get one of those cool looking headgears, so everyone would be jealous of me in the gym, everyone would want one, yeah!!!. Ive thought about stealin it cause Im good at that but it would make too much noise and here none of the neighbors like eachother and they call the police on eachother alot.
Anyway tonight comin home from the gym the neighbor is outside sweepin (wtf?) and I asked him if they were doin anything with it, he said some **** about his wife wants to use it for certain voodoo rituals, and hexing/cursing people, but he wants to get rid of it. It didnt matter what he said, I was settin him up for the ko. He was askin if I wanted it and I played along setting the trap sayin I dont want to get him in trouble with the wife which could cause her to curse him and me. He was sayin he used it in the joke shop to scare little kids with, and its good to scare neighbors with at night, but they usually call the cops when he stares at them through there window wearing it.(whatever dog that ****s mine now). After awhile of playin the good neighbor i gave him $5 dollars and rushed into the house with it and left him outthere to sweep the outside like a dumbass. YEAH!!!!! im cool.
Here it is,
Im so pumped man, this thing is perfect for sparring. Its dirty now so Ill have to clean it and then Im going to go WalMart right now and get paint to put some "animal" in it, like some black and green jungle theme type stuff. Im thinkin black were its blue now, and like a flurescent neon green on the inside where its brown now. Be jealous mother****ers!!!
Anyway tonight comin home from the gym the neighbor is outside sweepin (wtf?) and I asked him if they were doin anything with it, he said some **** about his wife wants to use it for certain voodoo rituals, and hexing/cursing people, but he wants to get rid of it. It didnt matter what he said, I was settin him up for the ko. He was askin if I wanted it and I played along setting the trap sayin I dont want to get him in trouble with the wife which could cause her to curse him and me. He was sayin he used it in the joke shop to scare little kids with, and its good to scare neighbors with at night, but they usually call the cops when he stares at them through there window wearing it.(whatever dog that ****s mine now). After awhile of playin the good neighbor i gave him $5 dollars and rushed into the house with it and left him outthere to sweep the outside like a dumbass. YEAH!!!!! im cool.
Here it is,
Im so pumped man, this thing is perfect for sparring. Its dirty now so Ill have to clean it and then Im going to go WalMart right now and get paint to put some "animal" in it, like some black and green jungle theme type stuff. Im thinkin black were its blue now, and like a flurescent neon green on the inside where its brown now. Be jealous mother****ers!!!
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