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    **** I just dreamt I kicked Mike Tyson ass. I need to call him to apologize as I don’t want him returning the favor or worse to me in real life.

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      Boxing fans have an almost child-like mind about real fighting. It's adorable. Here's a few more examples.

      Originally posted by Stuntman Mike View Post
      Yeah because that guy obviously has prime mike tyson reflexs

      Tyson would have seen that coming a mile away,took a step back and kicked the guys head clean off his shoulders
      LOL so Tyson is an expert kickboxer now?

      Nope. He's just a puncher. With zero grappling.

      Originally posted by chaos View Post
      In the street the wrestler's getting a knee or foot the head, and if he's lucky enough to get past those he's getting his eyes gouged or 12-6 elbows which mma doesn't allow to protect wrestlers going for takedowns. And no, the wrestler's not going to do the same, cause he needs his hands for control.
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      Now he's some kung fu master with eye gouges and muay Thai level elbow strikes.

      Early MMA had open rules, which means they could do that stuff. And guess what, 9 out of 10 times it never deterred a guy from completing a takedown.

      Also tyson wouldnt be standing there like an idiot waiting for that slow leg grabber to make a move hed have been on his back before he even did his "poop(cos hes a chicken that wants to grapple)shootThat lame range finding jab would have been all tyson needed he would have countered that easily
      That was a 45 year old Randy Couture who shot down and no pure boxer on the planet could stop that. I would even put my money on a 65 year old Couture to pull it off, and I stand by a teenage wrestler slamming a boxer on the concrete in the streets.

      Boxers are trained to box in boxing range. They have no answer for somebody diving for their legs. They can't even stop a boxer from running towards them and clinching them.

      Have you ever noticed that when they get an opponent hurt they still can't pull off a KO because they got clinched or it's even the reason that it doesn't end up with a KO?

      Because Boxers can't stop a grapple. They're limited punchers, not fighters.

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        Originally posted by Tatabanya View Post
        Haha, no research needed... just stick for a while in any thread discussing Tyson. Sure enough, at one point BKM will raid the place and tear down anybody who's expressing even the faintest praise for Iron Mike. The guy's on a mission, a few days ago he managed to stuff Tyson inside a man's boobs thread.
        There's like 10 Tyson threads a day, we all inadvertently stumble upon atleast a few because they're all over the place daily.

        So I just take that opportunity to remind everyone that this cornball used to **** people, attempted to kill and rob elderly, used his wives as punching bags, cannibalized opponents to get out of losing fights etc. and that he's a highly overrated boxer.

        You know, just friendly reminders that he doesn't deserve the phraise and worship from the fanboys.

        I don't need you to follow me though, because you're an old man and this will stress you out badly lowering your immune system making you vulnerable to the Corona virus. I'm serious. I don't need blood on my hands over some internet buffoonery.

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          Tyson took out two guys at the same time once. Never heard of an MMA guy doing that.

          I’ve seen BJ Penn get destroyed on the street though.

          And now a guy who was outweighed by 30 pounds pushed UFC contender Anthony Smith to his limits and made him question his own manhood.

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            Originally posted by TheMyspaceDayz View Post
            Tyson took out two guys at the same time once. Never heard of an MMA guy doing that.

            I’ve seen BJ Penn get destroyed on the street though.

            And now a guy who was outweighed by 30 pounds pushed UFC contender Anthony Smith to his limits and made him question his own manhood.
            Penn was extremely drunk and out of shape in that video, though.

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              Originally posted by BKM- View Post
              There's like 10 Tyson threads a day, we all inadvertently stumble upon atleast a few because they're all over the place daily.

              So I just take that opportunity to remind everyone that this cornball used to **** people, attempted to kill and rob elderly, used his wives as punching bags, cannibalized opponents to get out of losing fights etc. and that he's a highly overrated boxer.

              You know, just friendly reminders that he doesn't deserve the phraise and worship from the fanboys.

              I don't need you to follow me though, because you're an old man and this will stress you out badly lowering your immune system making you vulnerable to the Corona virus. I'm serious. I don't need blood on my hands over some internet buffoonery.
              Yessir, Private Pyle! You took the bait, now go back and keep eating your doughnuts amidst thousands of posters here making fun of your bullshìt

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                If they said someone who practices jiu jitsu I'd agree but your average Joe gets absolutely destroyed.

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                  Originally posted by TheReadyTimeBoy View Post
                  Penn was extremely drunk and out of shape in that video, though.
                  The guy who knocked him out was hammered and obese so that makes **** all difference when he's the MMA fighter.

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                    Originally posted by BKM- View Post
                    Boxing fans have an almost child-like mind about real fighting. It's adorable. Here's a few more examples.



                    LOL so Tyson is an expert kickboxer now?

                    Nope. He's just a puncher. With zero grappling
                    .



                    Now he's some kung fu master with eye gouges and muay Thai level elbow strikes.

                    Early MMA had open rules, which means they could do that stuff. And guess what, 9 out of 10 times it never deterred a guy from completing a takedown.



                    That was a 45 year old Randy Couture who shot down and no pure boxer on the planet could stop that. I would even put my money on a 65 year old Couture to pull it off, and I stand by a teenage wrestler slamming a boxer on the concrete in the streets.

                    Boxers are trained to box in boxing range. They have no answer for somebody diving for their legs. They can't even stop a boxer from running towards them and clinching them.

                    Have you ever noticed that when they get an opponent hurt they still can't pull off a KO because they got clinched or it's even the reason that it doesn't end up with a KO?

                    Because Boxers can't stop a grapple. They're limited punchers, not fighters.
                    Yes i forgot tyson would be inable to take a step back and kick someone in the head should the oppertunity arise

                    He wouldnt be able to do it as its not in his programming,its not a video game bud everybody can kick someone when they fall at your feet

                    This lockdown has really taken a substantial effect to your mental well being

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                      Originally posted by HewJohnson View Post
                      Yep, and there's east asians and punjabi indians with k0cks twice the size of yours. Your point?

                      Doesn't change the fact that what I said is most likely true.
                      Actually, neither are true but even if it were, I still don't give two shits.

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