Boxing is a fantastic way to prove a mans manlihood, these gladiators who can dish out and withstand the most pain? But we all know that really, the real way to test a mans mettle is seeing who can bench the most.
Using the scientific method and looking at each fighters chesticles, you can work out who prob can bench press the most weight respective to their division.
Clearly the rating criteria must be:
I'll start the list off. Wladimir Klitschko, a highly rated chest in a sterling division of saggy breasted men. You would be forgiven for thinking this was a division for boxers on maternity- but no these are just incredibly lazy, overweight specimens.
Dr Steeltits shines through the rest of the bunch with a wide berthed chest, each pec carved as if from stone. Add to this his fine, sharp ******* and you have the makings of an ATG pair.
I am sure that this man could P4P bench press mountains.
Using the scientific method and looking at each fighters chesticles, you can work out who prob can bench press the most weight respective to their division.
Clearly the rating criteria must be:
- Percieved muscle density
- Curvature of pectoralis chest muscles
- Size/shape/colour of nipple
- Cup size
- Motion Jiggle / Firmness
I'll start the list off. Wladimir Klitschko, a highly rated chest in a sterling division of saggy breasted men. You would be forgiven for thinking this was a division for boxers on maternity- but no these are just incredibly lazy, overweight specimens.
Dr Steeltits shines through the rest of the bunch with a wide berthed chest, each pec carved as if from stone. Add to this his fine, sharp ******* and you have the makings of an ATG pair.
I am sure that this man could P4P bench press mountains.
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