Originally posted by RAV3N
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One can only keep trying to disabuse people of this troubling notion but maybe they have a point, maybe fights really happen like this:
I was at the pub and two fiery fellows decided to have a go...they were full of drink and angry, you could see them looking for something to hit each other with...SUDDENLY the fight angels came, dressed in white they arrived quickly and started to go to work: "no no mate, (the pool cues are put back on the all rack), first off, empty your pockets....(all knives are removed), ok put these on (small boxing gloves are given to each man)." The Angels move the guys to the center of the bar, away from glass, chairs, etc..."so boys anything goes (both guys look at their gloved hands) except....(the angels give a list of prohibited techniques... and finally when one of you gets the uper hand we will break it up before any kicks to the downed man' s head are thrown.... and of course we will not let your cousin, your best friend etc jump in and beat down the loser."
and so it goes another real fight, just like the real fight that happen in MMA occurs in a bar somewhere in a town someplace.
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