A trash man collects trash from 1 million houses per week and is the town's number one trash man. Everyone signs up for this guy's service and loves it. The trash man retires and says that he has proved all that he has to prove and can collect the heaviest trash can in the world.
Another trash man takes his place and collects from a few less houses but is much nicer than the old trash guy because he has a better attitude and is not as boastful. The first trash guy hears of this and unretires to put the new guy to shame. He attempts to do this by first stealing the new trash guy's right hand man thinking that this will piss the new guy off. Secondly, the old guy claims to once again be the best trashman and says that he is going to collect trash in a different city than the new guy to prove it as opposed to competing in the same town for service contracts.
Meanwhile, another well-established corporate trash collection company with many employees already works in the town that the old trash guy moved into and challenges him to get more collection contracts. The old trash guy says that the local trash pimp is not in his league and cuts in on the local one-man operations in the neighboring backwoods shanty towns to steal their business.
Eventually, people get tired of the old trash guy's mouth and lack of performance and boycott him so he retires and elopes with his gay manager in obscurity.
Another trash man takes his place and collects from a few less houses but is much nicer than the old trash guy because he has a better attitude and is not as boastful. The first trash guy hears of this and unretires to put the new guy to shame. He attempts to do this by first stealing the new trash guy's right hand man thinking that this will piss the new guy off. Secondly, the old guy claims to once again be the best trashman and says that he is going to collect trash in a different city than the new guy to prove it as opposed to competing in the same town for service contracts.
Meanwhile, another well-established corporate trash collection company with many employees already works in the town that the old trash guy moved into and challenges him to get more collection contracts. The old trash guy says that the local trash pimp is not in his league and cuts in on the local one-man operations in the neighboring backwoods shanty towns to steal their business.
Eventually, people get tired of the old trash guy's mouth and lack of performance and boycott him so he retires and elopes with his gay manager in obscurity.
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