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    Dempsey versus Barney the Dinosaur

    First off, Barney would have had to break the muppet line... muppet fighters were not generally accepted and often had to fight amongst themselves. Barney fought Big bird at least ten times with each muppet winning five of the encounters. barney actually gave away quite a reach advantage to big Bird.

    It was particularly hard for Barney as a purple muppet... Many feel that because of this the crowd and refs would militate against Barney...In his fight with Oscar the Grouch Oscar was allowed to not shower for a week, and to this day there is contraversy about whether Ernie slipped Bert handwraps against the purple one. At any rate Barney would not get to fight Bert again...as Bert was locked up for having a gay lover across state lines (Ernie)...to quote the judge from Jersy "dat muppets a ****!"

    Dempsey would want to go to the belly. Barney would come out singing a tune while dempsey attempted to attack without getting any kids upset. Was Barney too much for Jack? Many people felt that way: Mr Hooper had this to say "Barnie used to shop here on Sesame Street, he was a stone cold killer, don't let the soft voice fool ya! Jack would go down in the middle rounds to barney's pawing jab."

    But jack had his believers as well: Roosevelt Franklin had this to say "Im Roosevelt Franklin!!" But he liked Dempsey and we know this, Grover also felt Dempsey was not the guy you wanted to catch you in the cookie jar!

    We have very little footage for Barnie boxing. We do know he taught a couple of mascots a lesson though. Im going to say this one is too close to call thoughts?

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    Are you talking about that purple puppet guy?

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      #3
      Originally posted by OctoberRed View Post
      Are you talking about that purple puppet guy?
      Yes Barney!

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        - -One day after a couple rounds of Frisbee golf, my buddy and I were sitting on the shade on a concrete park bench drinking beer when I caught a fly that was buzzing me.

        I carefully place him intact under a beer cap. Then an ant came strolling up, so I grabbed him for the same. Then a squeeter started to buzz me , and yup, under the cap he went.

        And by luck of the draw a teensie inch worm fell out of the big oak between us, and I had to ponder a bit how to get such a smush under the cap intact, but I done it and we had some good laughs wondering what they was up to. Kev was taking the fly because his size, and me the ant because of his weaponry and strength.

        So as our beer supplies started to dry up I gave her a sneek peek, and the worm, ant, and fly side by side not touching in perfect order. Where was Mr skeeter?

        I carefully gave Kev a look and he saw what I saw. We pondered some more, so I figured what we missed and quickly turn the cap over for a quickie and popped her back.

        Yup, skeeter was hanging on the bottom of the cap. We had a good laugh thinking how such disparate critters could come to such a perfect symmetrical agreement in such close quarters.

        Gave me hope for the world it did.

        So time to go and I thought I might leave them like that for some kid to find, but then figured no kid would bother with a cap, so I turned her over and that's how we left em.

        True Story!

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