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    Queenisms: From the most outrageous to the merely nonsensical.

    We will use a rating system of one to five... One being totally in the gin, 5 merely a gin chaser... I will start with a few:

    1. "Wilt the Stilt scared Ali into cancelling a fight that was to be arranged between the 2 men." I give this a solid 3. We get the nice addition of Queen B telling us how Wilt was to be trained and the threat he posed to, not an average heavyweight, but perhaps the best ever!

    2. "Tubby Lars beat Gerry Clooney because Clooney should have fought Mike Weaver first." Another classic... what can you say! Solid 3

    3. "Lewis ducked Vitalie. He was so traumatized that he retired rather than... well... duck Vitalie?" Oh boy! this one is a bute!! First of all, logically? Lewis retired, implying that he did not duck anyone. Lewis also won the fight! And the whole background to how Vitalie and Vlad chose opposition, makes this queenism particularly egregious... I mean Vlad avoided Sanders after LOSING a fight by brutal KO! Yet this is overlooked when Lewis essentially won a fight by brutal face peeling... I give this a solid 5! Absolute ridicule peter meter activated!!

    Ill let others post a few bon mots...

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    Originally posted by billeau2 View Post
    We will use a rating system of one to five... One being totally in the gin, 5 merely a gin chaser... I will start with a few:

    1. "Wilt the Stilt scared Ali into cancelling a fight that was to be arranged between the 2 men." I give this a solid 3. We get the nice addition of Queen B telling us how Wilt was to be trained and the threat he posed to, not an average heavyweight, but perhaps the best ever!

    2. "Tubby Lars beat Gerry Clooney because Clooney should have fought Mike Weaver first." Another classic... what can you say! Solid 3

    3. "Lewis ducked Vitalie. He was so traumatized that he retired rather than... well... duck Vitalie?" Oh boy! this one is a bute!! First of all, logically? Lewis retired, implying that he did not duck anyone. Lewis also won the fight! And the whole background to how Vitalie and Vlad chose opposition, makes this queenism particularly egregious... I mean Vlad avoided Sanders after LOSING a fight by brutal KO! Yet this is overlooked when Lewis essentially won a fight by brutal face peeling... I give this a solid 5! Absolute ridicule peter meter activated!!

    Ill let others post a few bon mots...
    Usyk has been a dominant heavyweight for 12 years.

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      #3
      Originally posted by JAB5239 View Post

      Usyk has been a dominant heavyweight for 12 years.
      How many glasses of gin? 1 to 5... I would give that one a good 4 glasses. How does he get "12" why not 15, or 10? lol... Selectively looking at amatuer fights? Makes no sense at all!
      nathan sturley max baer likes this.

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        #4
        Tdome stuff guys and you know it.

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