Boxing qoutes

[Warrior Rage]

"To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are."

"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."

Muhammad Ali

[Xyei]

Muhammad Ali, to American Journalist Howard Cosell: "'I'm gonna whoop him, Howard. You just watch!" Cosell: "You're feeling very truculent today, Muhammad." Ali: "Truculent? If that's good, I'm it!"

Reporter: "How is your conditioning?" James Toney: "**** you!" Second reporter: "Who are you sparring with and how is it going?" Toney: "Keep asking ****** questions, it'll be you. Now **** off!"

Joe Frazier: "What've you been up to?" Ken Norton: "My wife just had a baby." Frazier: "Congratulations! Whose baby is it?"

Tyson to Razor Ruddock: "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips of yours. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

Mike Tyson: “Smart too late and old too soon, ... This is just my ending.”

[Xyei]

Tyson:

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin [his wife]. When we got to the gorilla cage there was one big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's snotbox. He declined."

[SkillspayBills]

"My girlfriend boos during *** because she knows it turns me on."
-Hector "Macho" Camacho.

"Let me pour a little water on your balls."
-Erik Morales' dad, in-between rounds.

LMAO That **** has me rolling in laughter

[THe TRiNiTY]

This made me ****ing laugh out loud. The Frazier/Norton one even made me call my mom to tell her about it. (She's a huge Frazier fan.)

[UnDeniable]

You Guys cant define me i'm many things i'm a convicted Rapist, I'm a Hellraiser, I'm a Father, I'm a semi good Husband

- Mike Tyson


Reporter- Mike, was this your Quickest Fight Ever
Tyson- Lennox, Yeah Lennox i'm coming for you
Reporter- How hard did you train for this fight
Tyson- I Did'nt train i only trained for two weeks or 3 weeks i had to bury my best friend, i Dedicate this fight to him, i was Gonna rip his heart out. I'm the most Ruthless and Viscous Champion ever Lennox is a Conqueror? No Im Alexander he's no Alexander

- Mike Tyson



Reporter- Mike, Rage against Holyfield worked against you
Tyson- Well **** it its a Fight what happens happens
Reporter- Mike, why do ya have to talk like that
Tyson- I Talk to you how i wanna talk to you, if you don't like it turn off your Station
Reporter- i think we'll do that
Tyson- Good, ****en do it
Reporter- Ok have a good fight mike
Tyson- **** Off

- Mike Tyson


i like this because its to Don king

Don King and Tyson are doing an Interview

Tyson- i do'nt wanna carry on with this interview
( Don king put his hand on Mikes hand and says Wait Stay )
Tyson - Get the **** off my hand (and squares up to him)
Tyson- i aint doing this you Scumbag ( To king )


Reporter- There has been Rumours of you partying in Vegas, is this true
Tyson- This is not true, the truth is i went out quickly after some heavy Drinking and gave a stripper a Lap Dance
Reporter ( With a confused look on his face ) You gave her a Lap Dance
Tyson- Yeah thats what i do i like to do that ( Reporter is chuckling at this point in time desperately trying to hold his laughter in )


- Mike Tyson


Reporter- Have you been ill this week Mike
Tyson- I Broke my BACK


-Mike Tyson


Not really qoutes but Mike comes out with the most ****** things and wanted to share them

[porlie]

“Turbulence is a rule of the way in the Mayweather family. What looks like an argument to other people might actually just be a casual conversation between them. Conflict is part of their everyday life.??Jim Lampley commenting on how Floyd and Roger Mayweather verbally interact between rounds.

“Don't be second, be first. Keep walking.?/b> - Roger Mayweather


People say, ?Oh Eddie Futch, he’s great?and I say, ?Yeah, look at him. The mother****er had 24 mother****ers that were already made so wakeup mother****er.?He didn’t make no ****ing champions. - Roger Mayweather

[Yusuf T.]

"It sucks" - Larry Merchant on the mariachi music before Whitaker-De La Hoya

[MrZeus]

"I'm gonna put some seasoning on his ass. Some salt and some pepper. And then we're going to stick him in the grill. Burn, baby, burn."

Goold old Roger Mayweather, the modern one man laughter reel

[RightHandLead]

"You aint man enough. I'll eat your ******* alive, you *****. Aint anybody in here can **** with this! This is the ultimate, man. **** you, you hoe, come and say it to my face- I'll **** you in the ass infront of everybody. You *****, COME ON you *****! You're scared, coward, you not man enough to **** with me, you can't last two minutes in my world, *****. Look at you. Scared now, you hoe. Scared like a little white *****. Scared of the REAL man. I'll **** you 'til you love me, faggot."